1. Dear Robbyne,
I’ve been dating my boyfriend for three weeks. Our relationship became sexual last week. I like experimenting with different things and love to have sex in exotic places and tight spaces. I don’t want to scare him off since we’re still in the “getting to know each other” phase. While we were at the mall this week and in the parking lot I wanted to jump in the back of the car and mess with him. It was an outdoor parking lot. Should I give in to these urges so soon in the relationship?
– Holding Back, St. Louis

•  Dear Holding Back,
I have yet to meet a man who would turn down an opportunity to get some pussy. Have fun! I think sex is boring when always performed on a mattress. You won’t scare him off. My philosophy is when you start dating a man that you really like you need to make sure you get into that motherfucker’s head. Freak him so hard that he won’t have the time, strength or desire to fuck with anybody else. Leave your mark on him. Before you know it he’ll want to carve your initials into his dick. Work it out!!

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2. Dear Robbyne,
Last week while I was cleaning my house I happened to see my neighbor across the street masturbating. I think she saw me. It seemed like she was looking right at me after she realized I was looking at her. She’s a beautiful girl. I would love to take her out. I’m not sure how to approach her after this incident. Help!
– Hard in LA
• Dear Hard,

I hope you enjoyed the show because that may be the last time you see that pussy. If you were across the street you can’t be sure that she saw you. Maybe that was part of a fantasy you had. Let’s just say for a minute that she did see you and continued to play with her pussy. You can’t go jump her bones the next time you see her. She may have just been caught up in the moment and got hot knowing you were watching, and nothing more! Many women enjoy showing their shit, but they don’t want to fuck everybody they turn their ass up to. Think exotic dancer, stripper, Playboy Playmate. If you were speaking to her before “the show” continue to act towards her as you did before. If you weren’t speaking to her before you can give her a quick hello the next time you see her. Smile. See what her reaction is in both situations. Take it slow. I don’t want your ass to end up in jail because your dick had a dream.

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3. Dear Robbyne,
My husband has been spending a lot of time on the internet late at night. Every time I walk by the computer he clicks it off like he doesn’t want me to see what he’s doing. When I ask him about it he says he’s just surfing. I know that’s not true because I can hear him typing. I want to throw the computer of the window but I always feel guilty for thinking that. Help!
Cyberspace widow in Atlanta


• Dear Cyberspace Widow,
You need to check your man. Many people are now hooking up in chat rooms. This is not innocent shit! People are getting involved in relationships online and leaving home. Usually they start out in the chat rooms then they agree to meet and then they start fucking. More and more divorces are citing relationships that start online as the main source for the breakup. You need to confront this motherfucker. Know where you stand. Don’t stick your head in the sand! Ask him if he’s talking to bitches online. There is definitely something going on if your man is spending long hours at night on the computer when he should be in bed fucking you.

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4. Dear Robbyne,
I am a single black female. I’m attractive, smart with a good job and I’m also disabled. For this reason some men are under the impression that I’m a pushover, Now trust me, I have no problem serving somebody like a game of tennis. But it’s exhausting. I need another approach. This is wearing me out! What do you suggest??
– Worn Out in NY


• Dear Worn Out,
We all have to read people. You will always have men who try to pull shit on you. It’s not you. The key is seeing through these motherfuckers before you get emotionally attached and waste too much time. Take some time off the dating scene. What you don’t want to do is turn bitter and put up walls which will put off potential mates who aren’t full of shit. You need to meditate on your ideal mate. Keep a positive outlook. The love game is definitely a numbers game. We all have to go through several frogs before we get to our prince. Or as one of my friends used to say, “If you throw enough shit on the wall, something has to stick”.

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5. Dear Robbyne,
When my man and I have sex he be pumping away but I can’t feel him. I want him to get off me but I don’t want to hurt his feelings. Everything else in our relationship is great. He gives me money and always supports me. He is such a nice person. He is the first man that I’ve dated that really respects me and treats me good. I don’t want to hurt his feelings but I’m frustrated. Is there a way for me to tell him that his loving is no good?
– Frustrated, Virginia


• Dear Frustrated,
Don’t you just hate a little dick motherfucker? Back in the day I would tell you to kick his ass to the curb. However, we are big girls now and we have to look at the bigger picture. Sex aside he sounds like a good man. As hard as times are now when you have a motherfucker who is giving you money you have to think twice about getting rid of him. In life we don’t always find all the qualities we desire in a mate in one person. Nobody’s perfect. Sometimes we have to compromise. It appears that the pros outweigh the cons in your situation. Since there isn’t anything he can do about his little dick I don’t think I’d talk to him about the fact that he’s not satisfying you. This would hurt his feelings. Men can be so sensitive about shit like this. I do hope for your sake that he knows how to eat pussy. Truth be told, you may want to maintain this relationship and get yourself some real dick on the side.

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